{"title":"Breathe","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"lavender-essence-oil-10ml","title":"Lavender Essence Oil 10ml","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"378\" data-end=\"455\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"378\" data-end=\"455\"\u003eBottled serenity, charmed by moonlight, with a side of \"shut up, Brenda.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"457\" data-end=\"829\"\u003eIn the heart of the \u003cstrong data-start=\"477\" data-end=\"494\"\u003eScent Sanctum\u003c\/strong\u003e, where the air hums with sleep spells and the stones exhale lavender dreams, ancient drops of calm are born. Every bottle of our Lavender Essential Oil is filled by lanternlight, under the watchful eye of the Dream Snail — a very slow creature who insists on whispering affirmations into every vial. It’s weird. We don’t question him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"831\" data-end=\"939\"\u003eThis isn’t just oil. It’s a sleep incantation. A stress-banishing tonic. A \"shhh\" from the universe itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-start=\"941\" data-end=\"1007\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"943\" data-end=\"1007\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"943\" data-end=\"1007\"\u003eP.S. If your diffuser starts purring, that’s normal. Probably.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1009\" data-end=\"1012\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1014\" data-end=\"1038\"\u003e🌿 Magical Contents:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1040\" data-end=\"1313\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1040\" data-end=\"1103\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1042\" data-end=\"1103\"\u003e100% Pure Lavender Essential Oil \u003cem data-start=\"1075\" data-end=\"1101\"\u003e(Lavandula Angustifolia)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1104\" data-end=\"1182\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1106\" data-end=\"1182\"\u003eSteam-distilled from French flower tips blessed by a retired weather witch\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1183\" data-end=\"1262\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1185\" data-end=\"1262\"\u003eDelicate, floral aroma — like a soft exhale from a cloud that’s seen things\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1263\" data-end=\"1313\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1265\" data-end=\"1313\"\u003eNo weird stuff, no filler, no spiritual vampires\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1315\" data-end=\"1318\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1320\" data-end=\"1340\"\u003e✨ Ritual of Use:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1342\" data-end=\"1669\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1342\" data-end=\"1420\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1344\" data-end=\"1420\"\u003eAdd 3–4 drops to a diffuser and watch your anxiety dissolve like bad magic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1421\" data-end=\"1521\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1423\" data-end=\"1521\"\u003eDab (with carrier oil!) on temples, wrists, or behind the ears to initiate “do not disturb” mode\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1522\" data-end=\"1605\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1524\" data-end=\"1605\"\u003eA few drops on your pillow = lucid dreams and maybe a visit from the Nap Goblin\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1606\" data-end=\"1669\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1608\" data-end=\"1669\"\u003eBonus: Works faster than a strongly worded email to your boss\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1671\" data-end=\"1674\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1676\" data-end=\"1696\"\u003e🌙 Who’s It For?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1698\" data-end=\"1907\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1698\" data-end=\"1755\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1700\" data-end=\"1755\"\u003eCrystal hoarders and chaos gremlins with sleep issues\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1756\" data-end=\"1833\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1758\" data-end=\"1833\"\u003eAnyone whose nervous system is one email away from a spontaneous fireball\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1834\" data-end=\"1907\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1836\" data-end=\"1907\"\u003eMortals, mages, and mothers who just need five blessed minutes of peace\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1909\" data-end=\"1912\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1914\" data-end=\"1936\"\u003e🗣️ Cavern Review:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-start=\"1938\" data-end=\"2132\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1940\" data-end=\"2132\"\u003e“I added three drops to my bath and astral projected into my childhood blanket fort. My skin's soft. My brain is quiet. I have no notes.”\u003cbr data-start=\"2077\" data-end=\"2080\"\u003e— \u003cem data-start=\"2084\" data-end=\"2132\"\u003eTula Toadbrew, Sleep Sorceress \u0026amp; Part-Time Mum\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2134\" data-end=\"2137\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2139\" data-end=\"2161\"\u003e💥 Call to Action:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2163\" data-end=\"2446\"\u003e🛒 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2166\" data-end=\"2233\"\u003eAdd to basket now — or suffer the wrath of eternal chaos brain.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2233\" data-end=\"2236\"\u003eSeriously. You’re standing at a crossroads: one path leads to peace, the other to three more hours of doomscrolling and microwave sadness.\u003cbr data-start=\"2374\" data-end=\"2377\"\u003eChoose wisely. Choose lavender.\u003cbr data-start=\"2408\" data-end=\"2411\"\u003eThe Dream Snail believes in you. 🐌\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2448\" data-end=\"2451\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2453\" data-end=\"2501\"\u003e🧾 Real-World Stuff (Because Etsy makes us):\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2503\" data-end=\"2784\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2503\" data-end=\"2556\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2505\" data-end=\"2556\"\u003e10ml amber glass vial of pure French Lavender Oil\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2557\" data-end=\"2626\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2559\" data-end=\"2626\"\u003eVegan. Cruelty-Free. Bottled under moonlight and mild supervision\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2627\" data-end=\"2696\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2629\" data-end=\"2696\"\u003eFor external use only — don’t drink it, don’t baptise your ferret\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2697\" data-end=\"2784\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2699\" data-end=\"2784\"\u003eAlways dilute with a carrier oil before applying to skin (unless you're into tingles)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2786\" data-end=\"2789\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2791\" data-end=\"2812\"\u003e📦 Shipping Info:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2814\" data-end=\"3038\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2814\" data-end=\"2848\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2816\" data-end=\"2848\"\u003eDispatched in 1–3 working days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2849\" data-end=\"2913\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2851\" data-end=\"2913\"\u003eUK delivery: 2–5 working days via courier, dragon permitting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2914\" data-end=\"2967\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2916\" data-end=\"2967\"\u003eGot a question? Send a raven. Or just message us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2968\" data-end=\"3038\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2970\" data-end=\"3038\"\u003eUK orders only while our teleportation system is under goblin review\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Ancient Wisdom","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55628258509135,"sku":"eo-01","price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0840\/1200\/7759\/files\/eo-01_01_aa93d779-3f79-4443-98b8-f38d8347906d.jpg?v=1729531100"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0840\/1200\/7759\/collections\/DALL_E_2024-10-22_13.58.41_-_A_fantasy_scene_featuring_a_mystical_light_blue_background_exuding_a_sense_of_calm_and_airy_magic._At_the_forefront_is_a_gnarled_wind_icon_twisted_a.webp?v=1729622468","url":"https:\/\/themysticcavern.com\/es\/collections\/breathe.oembed","provider":"The Mystic Cavern","version":"1.0","type":"link"}